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  • Dad: OH MY GOD! WAIT! GO BACK! IT'S THE PREVIEW FOR THE NEW ONE! I haven't seen it yet.
  • Me: What are you yelling about?
  • (flipping back through the channels)
  • Dad: STOP STOP STOP! Right here. Oooh.
  • Me: Are you serious right now? This is the preview for the new Twilight movie. I'm humiliated for you and for the fact that I am product of your loins.
  • Dad: What? This one has werewolves. I hope that little vampire bitch gets eaten. I'm totally Team Jacob.