- Dad: OH MY GOD! WAIT! GO BACK! IT'S THE PREVIEW FOR THE NEW ONE! I haven't seen it yet.
- Me: What are you yelling about?
- (flipping back through the channels)
- Dad: STOP STOP STOP! Right here. Oooh.
- Me: Are you serious right now? This is the preview for the new Twilight movie. I'm humiliated for you and for the fact that I am product of your loins.
- Dad: What? This one has werewolves. I hope that little vampire bitch gets eaten. I'm totally Team Jacob.